Thursday, November 29, 2007

I ♥ Google Analytics (ask and you shall recieve)

Yeah, yeah, so it's been done. But I had a "me" day today which involved copious amounts of diet Coke and perusing the internet, and eventually that led me to the keywords which direct you to me, and needless to say, I am amused, and I want you to be too.

1. "Contact Paper" "Laminate Paper" where to find in Chicago

Well, where I would have no idea where to find contact paper in Chicago, Owen Wilson surely knows where to find a laminating machine in Darjeeling...

2. books boys what I want to be when I grow up

Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica. Try this one:


3. Pic Sharing Tights

What the hell? I looked this up for myself and all I could find was a picture of Syd Barrett wearing tights. Totally worth it!

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4. Pterodactyl Prom

Whatever this really is, I want to go.


5. slutty pirate wedding dress

Uh uh, boo boo. Do NOT go there. You'll certainly look back on it and regret it.


6. Puke the Pirate

I don't know him but here is me and my friend Pukey Plamp:


Tights with shorts, that is the question. (You know, we could ask Shakespeare.)

(photo, Hel-Looks)

I remember the first time I ever wore shorts over tights--I was getting ready for preschool, and my mom, who I realize now must have been beginning my training as a Young Fashionista, brought out the assemblage. Shirt with neon flower print and Marie Antionette-esque sleeves edged in lace? okay. Knit sailor shorts? fine. Mary Janes? Whatever. Then... hosiery?!?

"What are you doing, Mom?" I cried, because no matter how much I liked clothing to fit right-- I had weird obsessive-compulsive tendencies when young--I hated tights.
"Just do it," she said, and I guess I complied. But by God, although the phrase WTF hadn't yet been invented, I was surely thinking something along those lines.

I think of this moment every time I see people bring out the shorts in November. It used to be something like subconscious apprehension--do you really want to do that? Remember when you were four? But now I'm wondering if I should revert back to my youth. I've seen this look on the blogosphere, on street style sites, on campus, and on my fashionable friends' Facebook albums, and I've grown to like it more and more.

I kind of want to wear sweater tights and bright orange shorts, though I really like the sheer tights/jean shorts/ structured shoe look too. I was wondering, though, what to wear on top--how exactly does one counter such fashion-forwardness? I always make the dreadful mistake of not doing a look justice: riding boots with the wrong outfit, a high-waist skirt with a top that might look okay but just doesn't feel right.

I think what I've decided is something very loose and very casual, namely, a boxy sweatshirt with the sleeves rolled up. Now I'm tempted to spend more money, since I don't own such an item, and I don't think my boyfriend does either. I want to find one in maybe a heathered oatmeal (I should be less ambivalent about heathered pieces for obvious reasons, i.e. my name.).

American Apparel has exactly what I have in mind, making it better one-stop shopping than Meijer.

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They also have new sparkly black tights, which might be really cool in combination, I don't know, though, for sure. Though I do think that over-the-knee socks, shorts, and a sweatshirt will be the right mix of comfortable and stylish for whenever it's sufficently warm again.

(I know it was sometime around New Year's last year, as I played kickball by myself on the banks of the Ohio River sans jacket.)

Tuesday, November 27, 2007

Golden Era of Fashion?


These guys think it was the 1940s, but what do you think? (Discuss!)

I don't think I could pinpoint one particular time, because it's all about how you define it. When was fashion the most meaningful? The most experimental? The most important? Your favorite? Is a golden era yet to come? Will one ever come?

While you've got your thinking cap on, check this out and send your heartfelt condolences to "style icons" who pay money to cater to someone else's idea of what is "stylish"... not to mention inflate the ego of a certain well-known Hollywood stylist with a continually mispronounced surname. The day I can't decide what to wear for myself is... well, may that day never come.

Monday, November 26, 2007

If they're good enough for Chanel, well, what else can I say?

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I'm going Friday to see Peter Bjorn & John, who set the theme music to Chanel's S/S '07 show. While I'm waiting, I can just sit back and think about how cool the artwork was in the "Young Folks" video.

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It makes me think of the tacky, everyday '70s, which fascinates me, avocado refrigerators and all.

Saturday, November 24, 2007

Crazy/beautiful


These shoes were designed by Finnish artists for a father and daughter to wear while dancing together. What an unusual but sweet idea!

My turn for Erin Fetherston

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After seeing this dress on J'aime Les Tuileries on Wardrobe Remix, I'm really tempted to drag my ass out of my mom's sweatpants (I had to borrow some for a day of babysitting and reading The Children's Hospital by Chris Adrian) and check out the Erin Fetherston for Target line for myself. It seems like the best one since Tara Jarmon, and I think my take on this dress would be awesome: grandpa sweater, some brown tights, and some tasseled loafers I'm about to steal from the hall closet before anyone can look twice. Of course, I'm probably just going to try everything on and then refer it to my desperate-for-Christmas-ideas loved ones.

Oh yeah, and I had to bypass a trip to Indianapolis (and H&M!) today for the sake of my family, but it's okay. I forecast that winter break will facilitate a bit of Midwestern road-tripping, and that's only in a couple of weeks.

UPDATE: Checked out the collection, and the Target by my house didn't have any significant pieces stocked, just some completely lackluster basic pieces and about four dresses. They don't even carry skinny jeans! Curse the Target by my house!

Thursday, November 22, 2007

The game of lalalalalalove

So I was tagged by the lovely Clothes Horse, so I spent my yeast roll-and-banana croquet (a down-home piece of heaven that involves bananas, peanuts, and pure bliss)-induced coma thinking of seven interesting things about myself. And I discovered some things about myself, namely that my stomach can stretch really far when it comes to my Aunt Margaret's anything. But also, that:

1. May as well start with something about fashion! Despite a brief hiatus when I went through a conformist stage (never again!) I can safely say I've been really interested in clothes since I was about 10. One of my favorite purchases, in retrospect and more in theory than actuality, was a clear plastic-y jacket procured from the new Limited Too store that had just been put in the mall when I was in the fifth grade. The jacket was not very warm and both arms had ripped off before recess, but I swear, I felt like a rock star for a couple of hours.

2. I was in a zombie movie last summer. Well, I wasn't really in it, which I can verify as being a long story because the creative nonfiction piece I wrote about it last semester was about 10 pages long. But to make it short: Zombies vs. Bikers. Open casting for extras. I filled out the form and collapsed of heat stroke outside an "adult store." The first thing I saw while coming to was a mannequin clad in thigh-high stillettos and a Playboy Bunny outfit before I was whisked away by security into the innermost wing of a bar complex which hosted no fewer than four themes: yuppie, seventies, biker, and country-western. The director felt so bad that he spoke to me personally and gave me a press pass for the opening, which I never used and traded for directions to a haunted bridge sometime in February. But he did put my name in the credits.

The movie was called Dead Moon Rising and upon further research, apparently features the World's Largest Zombie Scene, as certified by the Guinness Book of World Records. Here's the trailer:


3. Not only am I a failed actress, I'm something of an unrecognized writer of secret short fiction. Recently, I've gotten a few rejection letters, but in my golden days of elementary school, I won Young Authors for the compelling work I Thought I Saw A Monster, and a gift certificate to Macaroni Grill for a story about fairies when the movie Fairy Tale came out. Both featuring covers designed by the author out of contact paper, very classy.

4. I have a twin sister! Now, why does that merit #4? Well, I'm not really thinking about this as I type it. But yeah! We look nothing alike (fraternal) and go to different schools , but she's my favorite person in the world. Her name is Hilary and she is a Criminal Justice major who loves jeans and t-shirts and action movies, but we bond over Indian food, games of Scene It! and weird dances to Andrew WK every time there's an lameoid next to us at a stoplight. Well, it's usually just me dancing and my sister begging me to stop because I'm embarrassing her.

(Me in the middle, Hilary on the right, last Christmas. On the left? No idea. He just wanted a ride to Waffle House and to pose.)

5. I'm something of an insanely voracious reader. I don't know what I would do in a house without books. (Wait, I call that my boyfriend's house.) I have to buy bags big enough for me stash something readable inside, in case I have to wait in line or eat lunch by myself. And one of my favorites, A Tree Grows In Brooklyn, I've read 10 times and can recite passages. ("Serene was a word you could put to Brooklyn, especially in that summer of 1912..." totally off the top of my head.)

6. I never wear jewelry. I appreciate jewelry, I love it, but I never manage to buy pieces because I'm too easily distracted by my search for the perfect pair of jeans or bow-less ballet flats. I haven't worn earrings since my sister's wedding in 2005, except for last Halloween when I was a mod and had these great huge striped dangly things, and when I went to go see Animal Collective at the beginning of the summer when I had just found a cool pair of earrings on my floor when moving out of my dorm room (I was sure I knew who they belonged to). Oh, and one time I wore a necklace when the theme for a party was "What You Want to Be When You Grow Up" and I was a 50s housewife with lipstick and immaculately curled hair, high heels and an apron. (I was what George Bush wants me to be when I grow up.) See? I can literally name the last 3 times I wore it. That's sad. I should get on that.

7. I have tried and failed to get the following bands to hang out with me: (I mean, I really tried, and they always said they would if they didn't have somewhere else to be.) Lucky Pineapple, De Novo Dahl, Architecture in Helsinki. But I once gave Kevin Barnes a hug!

Okay, so you are it now:
These Chicago Streets
The Apathist
Hipster Musings
Sleuth
Plain Jayne
Fashion Fixx
Why Fashion?

I hope I didn't accidentally tag someone that the Clothes Horse tagged, but I'll use the excuse that I am still in a post-food stupor. Happy blogging guys!

Tuesday, November 20, 2007

If only I were still 15...


I used to live in jeans and t-shirts, to the point where now, if I'm in jeans and a t-shirt, I feel as underdressed as someone wearing, say, pajamas in public might feel. But back in those days I really, really, really wanted this shirt, or some kind of nebulous idea of this shirt which I only dared to dream of. So it goes. (augh stop reminding people of what a nerd you are, Heather, godDAMN. What would Anna Wintour think?)

When It's Time To Party then We Will Party Hard



I'm dividing my ride home into two parts, with a stopover in Elizabethtown, the very same city in which the movie starring the fabulous Kirsten Dunst is set. (The movie was actually filmed in Versailles, Kentucky, though.)

But anyway, I should dress the part tonight.

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(Like Andrew W.K., king of partying! My short-term life goal is to dance onstage with him in whatever Portland church basement he's got going for him right now.)

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When you're partying this hard, who cares that it's after Labor Day?
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(top and skirt, Urban Outfitters. Shoes, Journeys.)

Party hard this Thanksgiving, everyone in the States, and to those abroad, happy Wednesday/Thursday/Friday and party hard anyway! Being mandated by tradition to gorge yourself is not really that fun!

Monday, November 19, 2007

A good and nerdy idea

Since my family stops by this blog every now and then, I'm not going to say that I'm going to do this for sure or not.

But I was talking about tattoos today, and it kind of inspired me. Honestly, I like them, as long as they're not over the top or cheesy and have some personal significance. And one of the coolest places to get it would be behind your ear or on your foot (visible while you're young and reckless, but totally easy to cover up if you ever have to get a "serious" job.)

If I were to get (another) one, it would definitely be some good, geeky literary reference.

For example, the calligraphy on a J.D. Salinger novel looks really cool and would be good for a totally painful foot tattoo. I think I'd go for "Raise High the Roof Beam, Carpenters."

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But my favorite book ever that I just finished rereading is the beautifully poignant graphic novel about the frustrations of adolescence and love, Blankets by Craig Thompson. I would definitely go for the recurring paisley symbol that appears in many of the book's more meaningful passages. Great for behind the ear, I've seriously considered it. You can kind of see it in these pictures, but I couldn't find a really good example (except for a picture of a girl who'd already gone and done it. Hey, it was my idea first! No credit for you!)

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Then there's the good old Kurt Vonnegut asshole. Simple and no one would get offended if they don't know what it is. And if they did know what it is they'd have a joyful, spastic outburst.

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Saturday, November 17, 2007

Which do I love more, Jenny Lewis or her hat?

If I had the chance, I'd ask the work to dance: BG-style

We gave thanks last night, all right! Photos by Winston.

(Ignore all the dumb faces the girl in the orange is making. Yeah, okay, the girl in the orange would be me. Shut up!)


Friday, November 16, 2007

At this moment, all I want is:

1. A bathtub
2. A copy of Oryx & Crake by Margaret Atwood
3. Jolly Rancher Gummies
4. The bags under my eyes to disappear

Fug Protection

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These tights totally would have looked all right if you tried to be "a thousand years from now" rather than "right now" with a silver lame dress and, say, Lucite shoes or better yet, metallic ankle boots. And slicked-back, teased hair with a ton of gel, preferably bleached in that unattainable shade of blonde that I long for and makes me look like James van der Beek. Think David Bowie meets the Buggles.



You're welcome.

Thursday, November 15, 2007

I'm welcoming a joyful new addition!

To my closet. Meet my very first eBay win:

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Any ideas on how I should wear it?

P.S. I feel terrible, because I accidentally deleted all the comments I got this morning when I tried to delete just one (my very first rude comment! I forgot that the internet houses rude and insecure people as well as inspiring fashionistas and happy thoughts.) I want you to know though, that I did read them all and I love you all, and I appreciated the thoughtful input. And to the other commenter? Even if you don't understand where I'm coming from (lighthearted satire) Voltaire put it best when he said, "I will defend to my death your right to say it." Maybe not your right to threaten the integrity of my efforts with your desire to argue and insult, however.

Go Gary!

My school's president is really awesome for his proposed project to beautify our campus with sculptures because "art is just as important an investment as math or science equipment."

Wednesday, November 14, 2007

Enjoy? Well, you shall be smited! (or, just when you were finding fashion too Puritan...)

I hath no opinions on this editorial from September's Paris Vogue. Except for the chain-mail jumper. Uh huh, girl! I would totally wear it too if I had more upper-body strength! Or more time to lie around in fields exploring the dark side. I can find the spread fascinating without risking damnation, right?

(Riskier photos, and the original post, can be found at Jezebel.com.)

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Tuesday, November 13, 2007

Oh oh oh! Ouch!

American Apparel Stretch Bull Denim Mineral Wash Slim Skirt

Be still, my lonely wallet.

Maybe, baby

Today it just might have rained really hard

and I just might have been wearing jeans that got all gross and wet

and made me feel unstylish anyway

and so I just might have reached for a skirt

and remembered the pair of tights with the feet cut out

that I think my old roommate left among my things

and thought to myself, well, well, these might be pretty warm

and they don't have feet in them

to get wet in the monsoon outside

so they just might work really well with my skirt, Sonic Youth t-shirt, and sweater

well enough

and my feet might not stay soggy

so I just might have worn leggings today

Maybe

(but they weren't cropped)

Monday, November 12, 2007

The latest (only?) clothing obsession of every guy I know

Wear Science t-shirts:

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Awesome, agreed. Oh, and you're welcome for the Christmas ideas.

BY THE WAY:

The most perfect, most legit brown leather flat boots have been located, cost little, fit beautifully, and have been debuted on campus by me. Unfortunately, they're also very slippery, and I fell more than once, causing much distress to the friend I was walking with.

Sunday, November 11, 2007

Mail Time #2 and a history lesson

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I just got a wonderful series of postcards in the mail from my friend Caitlin, who is studying in England this semester! On the front of postcard #2 is the most gorgeous yellow silk evening dress by the House of Worth, the original fashion designers. Some lucky girl apparently got to visit the Museum of Costume in Bath! They, and the Kyoto Costume Institute, are my dream museum visits (aside from the obvious choices like the Louvre.)

I wish I were able to scan the postcard so you could see it, but it really looks cold outside and the library is so far away...I'm currently chilling with my hoodie, yoga pants, and large quantities of fried rice, and really should not be seen in public. (Okay, I'm just having a lazy Sunday.)

But, hey! Just as well, because today, I bring you a series of photos of other amazing Worth gowns. I know corsets, bustles, hoopskirts and the like were completely oppressive to women (we can talk about it later), but oh, how beautiful the dresses are. I love the materials and meticulous detail, and the way everything conforms to the standards of the time but at the same time is completely unique.

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Dresses from the 1910s like this one are some of my favorite silhouettes ever.

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My aunt Beth has the greatest collection of books on fashion history. Looking at these photos reminds me of how I used to spend many an afternoon browsing through photos of dresses like these. I probably will again, too, just as soon as winter break starts.

Thursday, November 8, 2007

Yellow

(like your jacket, which your skin began to match one crazy weekend, banana hookah, sunshine on the railroad tracks. I was so angry at the sun that morning.)

You brought together a beautiful circle of amazing people, you really did, and every memory I have of you never fails to make me smile. You never failed to make me smile. I used to imagine us old, English teachers together maybe, remembering the days that found us asleep on the front steps, exhausted but nonetheless exhilarated.

Sometimes I see your face on other people. I try not to let it make me sad, because you were never unhappy. And if there's one thing I could learn from the most terrible thing that could have possibly happened, it's to always appreciate--no, love the life you have, and to never waste a second. I'm terribly guilty of that.

"Art is never dead. Don't give up on your life, your art, and your friends. Listen to hip hop and hardcore. You're only young once."

You gave us words as well as ways to live by. We still, and always will, love you dearly.

(from last Halloween, when Allison and I were the only ones who showed up in costume, and you found me a beer which made me feel incredibly better.)

Wednesday, November 7, 2007

Sasha does Enid Coleslaw on the top right

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in Paris Vogue, August 2007

Bottom, middle: what Zelda Fitzgerald would wear were she alive and awesome today?

Sunday, November 4, 2007

Fashion as Empowerment: A Manifesto of Sorts

From Where the Girls Are: Growing Up Female in the Mass Media, by Susan J. Douglas (the current read for my History of American Pop Culture class):

"None of our teen girl culture, none of what we did, apparently had any redeeming value at all. According to the prevailing cultural history of our times, the impact of the boys was serious, lasting, and authentic. The impact of the girls was fleeting, superficial, trivial. The supposedly serious cultural documents of teenage rebellion, like Rebel Without a Cause, The Wild One, or Blackboard Jungle, emphasized male alienation and malaise. Histories of the sixties still focus on the boys, their music and their politics, while we appear as nothing more than mindless, hysterical, out-of-control bimbos who shrieked and fainted while watching the Beatles or jiggled our bare breasts at Woodstock. Idiots, hysterics, bimbos--empty vessels.

Just think about it. Male rock n' rollers, no matter how lewd, drug-besotted, paunchy, or short-lived, have become canonized. Elvis is a saint, a legend, immortalized now on a stamp, while Jerry Lewis, who had a habit of marrying his thirteen-year-old cousins and having wives who died mysteriously, was portrayed by box-office star Dennis Quaid in Great Balls of Fire! ...Pledge drives for PBS are built around documentaries celebrating the genius of Paul Simon, Elton John, and James Taylor. I'm a fan of all these guys, but I can't help noticing that no comparable celebratory tributes have been made to Laura Nyro, Joni Mitchell,or Aretha Franklin. Must a female singer have the crap beaten out of her--as Tina Turner did--to merit a film? Where's the movie about the Shirelles, or Grace Slick? Apparently they didn't matter, and had no impact on social change in America."

Maybe the excerpt doesn't speak to you the way it did to me, but I marked it in my book with an A-Fucking-Men. Since high school, I've had to deal with male friends and their alterna-schtick characterized by its theme song, "Don't Think Twice, It's Alright."*

Nothing against Bob Dylan, I guess, but why is someone who can't even spell "all right" worshipped while a poetess like Patti Smith is largely ignored? Like Douglas says, we turn Elvis--a man with musical talent and what could be perceived as self-esteem problems--into a deity, while a beautiful, confident woman like Aretha Franklin is just a paragraph in music's history. Jack Kerouac is idolized by many, yet it takes something of an expert to name a female Beat writer. (try Diane di Prima or Ann Waldman)

I think it's ridiculous how so many people still consider feminism worthless, a silly institution belonging to silly girls. Women shouldn't be seen as ridiculous and worthless, and what people don't understand is how many ways we empower ourselves, sometimes unknown to others.

You're looking at one way. What I love about the kind of fashion this blog and others like it perpetuate is the level playing field aspect, even having the advantage--the fact that fashion isn't silly or frivolous, it's art, it's personal expression, it's giving ourselves and our images back to us. We don't dress for men, we dress for us. We're walking, talking, thinking proof that maybe people should think twice (it's all right!).

Think about the values perpetuated by this kind of fashion: sexual equality. Creative assertion. Anti-consumerism, even--the mentality that we shouldn't give the Man our money when we can create our own looks combined with what we like about theirs with our own imagination. That we can apply their ideas in a better way, even.

You should think about that every time you walk outside in an amazing outfit; post a picture on Wardrobe Remix--a collective of beautiful, creative women (and some boys) from all walks of life, ethnicities, shapes, and sizes, free from oppressive stereotypical imagery; or criticize people who buy into these silly mindsets (subconsciously or not) just by being you. Fuck patriarchal Bob Dylan worship. Fashion is not frivolous unless you make it. And I know I never will.



*I find this song completely mysogynistic, I don't know about you.

Saturday, November 3, 2007

The best $13 I've spent this month



Incredibly tired after a long week of trying to accomplish all the things I had to do and all the things I wanted to do, I decided to have a relatively quiet night yesterday (by WKU standards) and ventured out to a $3 show at a new venue called Retrograde Studios. It was headlined by the band Ultra Pulverize, originally from the moon and currently living in my hometown of Louisville, Kentucky. The video above doesn't quite do the band justice, as it was made long ago at Lebowski Fest '06.

This is their new look:


The music was sweet and dancey, complimented by their opening act Laromlab, who mixed beats via laptop Girl Talk-style. Being dancing fools in strobe lights was good enough, but I also managed to pick up one of my favorite merch-table finds ever (aside from my Life Pursuit canvas tote which has since been lost).

It was this t-shirt

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in a size 2XL, but, get this: customized by the singer's girlfriend into a dress that would perfectly fit a girl!!! The shape is incredible and the material is quality men's as opposed to flimsy girl-tee jersey. I'm pretty sure you can find the dress at Louisville boutique Cherry Bomb as well, if you're ever in the area.

I'm wearing my new tee-dress today to my library job, working what I hope is a FutureLibrarian theme--belted around the waist with the same skinny belt which nearly caused my demise, faded black skinnies that I got from PacSun almost a year ago (since I'm a little to tall to wear the dress as an actual dress), a cardigan in a shade to which my 96-count Crayola box referred as "thistle", and amazingly comfortable black flats which I've owned since I was 16.

Maybe my boyfriend's noise band Fucking Christian Laser Tag will play their rumored gig tonight and I can wear the exact same thing.

By the way, my job is crazy sometimes. I've already put out a fire today.

Friday, November 2, 2007

Quote of the Day

From Go Fug Yourself:

"It's the worst thing I've ever seen. It's like that chick from Pretty In Pink discovered a new color palette before anyone could cut off her hands."

Thursday, November 1, 2007

The new lip stain.

It's strikingly ridiculous how pleased I am with the color of my lips after drinking pomegranate juice. Maybe I should invest in some BeneTint.

Or, at $18 a pop, perhaps 2-in-1 insanely expensive ($4) juice/makeup is now justified.